Ferdinand is a year old, eight to ten-years-old for a human. He has received word from his friend Karl that there is a bottle of yummy, creamy, cat’s delight by Farmer George’s garbage wagon. Ferdinand knows he’s too old to try and get any of the mayonnaise out of the bottle—he could get his head stuck—but his curiosity and cravings lure him to the spot anyway. He is successful in resisting temptation until he becomes jealous because Snowball, who Ferdinand has a crush on, pays more attention to Karl. Ferdinand lunges into the bottle to get some of the yummy, creamy, cat’s delight for Snowball, and of course, he gets his head stuck. (Ferdinand:The Bottle Headed Cat is a Middle Grade Novel, and is based on a true incident.)
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Whipped Pups of Bitter Brush is due to be published by Publish America within the year. A very controversial book. One that I wrote because no one else will write about it. For those who know me, I have chosen my wording very carefully. There is swearing in the book but how else can you describe the horror of incest.
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